Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Chalkie wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:59 pm The majority of archaeologists are women, due to their natural ability to dig up the past.
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I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs in this weather. They must be baking in there!
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Paid for the AA to tow me 150 miles home last night....

Nothing wrong with my car but cheaper than petrol!
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Heathrow Airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage…

Cases continue to rise!
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My iPad stopped working after I spilt a can of Strongbow on it. It had suffered a cider attack….
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Took my son out for his first pint yesterday.
Got him a lager but he didn't like it so I drunk it, then I got him an Ale and he didn't like that either so I drunk it, tried Guinness same thing.
By the time we tried Cider, Wine, Scotch and a cocktail, I had real trouble pushing the pram home.
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Why did the tea bag call the Police?

Cos he kept being mugged.........
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My wife says I have 2 main faults. I don't listen and some other thing she was rattling on about.
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My wife told me that sex was better on holiday.

Not the best postcard I've ever received.
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I have just had a call from the Garage and the mechanic has found the problem with the car and has told me it's going to be expensive to fix :(

It's run out of fuel.
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I know it's hot but the next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch...
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills.

She said, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10."

She didn’t give me a rating and I don't understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton!
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I heard a song by Placebo on the radio the other day, but I must admit I thought it was The Cure….
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Gandalf came into my shop and asked "Do I get any money off for having this big stick?"

I said "No I'm sorry, we don't do staff discounts..."
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What do you call men in line for a haircut?

A barberqueue.
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