Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Be thankful it's not snowing…

Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!
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I've just offered my next door neighbour £20 to try out her new stair lift…

I really think she is going to take me up on it!
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How do you tell what gender an ant is?

Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats it's buoyant!
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade!
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Once upon a time there was a King who was only 12 inches tall.

He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler...
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Got a part time job in Costa Coffee. It doesn’t pay much, but the “percs” are good……
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Alway's wondered .......who picks up guide dog poo ?
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Why do so many people not have have an email address? Answers on a postcard please….
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I recently took a pole and 100% of the people in the tent were annoyed...
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Just been trampled on by a herd of cows.
No serious injuries only grazing.
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It’s so hot outside I thought I’d ask my 90 year old neighbour if she needed anything from the shops. Turns out she did! So I gave her my list too - no point us both going out in this heatwave 👍🏻
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:37 am It’s so hot outside I thought I’d ask my 90 year old neighbour if she needed anything from the shops. Turns out she did! So I gave her my list too - no point us both going out in this heatwave 👍🏻
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The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I went Speed Dating once,

"Have you got any pets?", one girl asked.

"Yeah, a goldfish"

"Any hobbies?", she said

"Yes", he loves swimming.."
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I love one liners! The Monorail system in Wuppertal in Germany is my favourite!
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I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre earlier.

He had his back to the fuchsias…
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