Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.
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The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella. But he hesitated.
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What kind of car runs on leaves? An autumn-mobile!
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I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
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What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!
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I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!
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What's the difference between a Chick Pea and a Lentil?
I wouldn't let a Chick Pea in my mouth.........
I wouldn't let a Chick Pea in my mouth.........
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What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!
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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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What do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
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What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows.
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What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus!
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My favorite word is "drool." It just rolls off the tongue.