Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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I went to a pilates class the other day, but it was rubbish.

There were no pies or lattes
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HarryTom wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:23 am
Richard Petty wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:30 am I went to the bar and ordered a pint of Less.

The barman asks, "What's Less?"

I answered, "I don't really know but the doctor told me to start drinking it!"
Are you and Mr Mouse reading the same book :lol:
I think it's a case of great minds thinking alike HT. 😄
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Actually despite "Laziness" not being an Olympic Sport, I did enter the "Suntanning" discipline and won Bronze.....
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The hardest part about making skimmed milk is throwing the cow across the water.
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I eat 4 x cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti last night. Really had a heavy vowel movement this morning as a result!
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I'm really excited for the next autopsy club......it's open mike night !
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My daughter thinks i don't give her enough privacy....At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
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The guy that invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella.....but he hesitated
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I tried to organize a professional hide and seek tournament..but it was a complete failure,,good players are hard to find !
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What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a gutting tool.........Rock-pay-for scissors
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What do yopu call a cow with 2 legs ....lean beef.
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Do you remember the joke i told you about my spine ?.....It was about a weak back !
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What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent ?....Show me the Honey !!
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology...Do NOT read it !
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape....''.Breath, damn it ! breath''

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