Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to a pilates class the other day, but it was rubbish.

There were no pies or lattes

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to the bar and ordered a pint of Less.

The barman asks, "What's Less?"

I answered, "I don't really know but the doctor told me to start drinking it!"

Are you and Mr Mouse reading the same book

I think it's a case of great minds thinking alike HT.

[Fuggletim]

Actually despite "Laziness" not being an Olympic Sport, I did enter the "Suntanning" discipline and won Bronze.....

[bordon shot]

The hardest part about making skimmed milk is throwing the cow across the water.

[Fuggletim]

I eat 4 x cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti last night. Really had a heavy vowel movement this morning as a result!

[HarryTom]

I'm really excited for the next autopsy club......it's open mike night !

[HarryTom]

My daughter thinks i don't give her enough privacy....At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

[HarryTom]

The guy that invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella.....but he hesitated

[HarryTom]

I tried to organize a professional hide and seek tournament..but it was a complete failure,,good players are hard to find !

[HarryTom]

What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a gutting tool.........Rock-pay-for scissors

[HarryTom]

What do yopu call a cow with 2 legs ....lean beef.

[HarryTom]

Do you remember the joke i told you about my spine ?.....It was about a weak back !

[HarryTom]

What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent ?....Show me the Honey !!

[HarryTom]

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology...Do NOT read it !

[HarryTom]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape....''.Breath, damn it ! breath''