Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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HarryTom
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I like to spend every day as if it's my last...Staying in bed, and asking the Nurse for more pudding !
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IS THAT ALL?????????
HarryTom
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BillB wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2022 3:32 pm IS THAT ALL?????????
Just Taking a breather BillB !
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

The odds were against me.
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What's red and shaped like a bucket? A blue bucket painted red......
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Why don't ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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I organised a threesome last week, there were a couple of no -shows, but i did alright.
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What does a house wear? Address!
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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines.
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I'm thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.
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I once swallowed a couple of tablets without any water! The staff in the iStore in Basingstoke weren't happy......
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I couldn't get a taxi home last night so I went in the kebab shop and ordered a delivery to my address and got in with the driver!

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