Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Halfway through my Indian meal the waiter came up to me and asked;

"Curry OK?"

I said "Maybe, what songs do you have?"
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I was bored the other day, so I decided to read a few pages of the Oxford English Dictionary. I learnt next to nothing…….
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it’s fully groan...
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I had therapy to cure my addiction to the music of Phil Collins, and all I can say is look at me now……
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Fuggletim wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:22 am I had therapy to cure my addiction to the music of Phil Collins, and all I can say is look at me now……
I could feel that coming ......
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:09 am
Fuggletim wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:22 am I had therapy to cure my addiction to the music of Phil Collins, and all I can say is look at me now……
I could feel that coming ......
I was going to post a response yesterday to Fuggletims joke but I thought I would give it "One more night"
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Richard Petty wrote: Mon Jun 20, 2022 3:55 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote: Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:09 am
Fuggletim wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:22 am I had therapy to cure my addiction to the music of Phil Collins, and all I can say is look at me now……
I could feel that coming ......
I was going to post a response yesterday to Fuggletims joke but I thought I would give it "One more night"
You can't hurry somethings, especially love
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I've just grilled four fish fingers...

None of them would give me any information.
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My other half is always telling me to put the toilet seat down. To be fair, I don’t know why I carry it about anyway!

By the way I am trying to think of another Phil Collins joke, but the idea is just in Genesis at the moment….
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Fuggletim wrote: Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:13 pm My other half is always telling me to put the toilet seat down. To be fair, I don’t know why I carry it about anyway!

By the way I am trying to think of another Phil Collins joke, but the idea is just in Genesis at the moment….
You will find one Tim, but it maybe against all odds
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office I will find you !

You have my word.
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To honour the Summer Solstice:

I use to be a DJ at both Stonehenge and Avebury Ring, but I don’t mix in those circles anymore…..
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I keep receiving gifts of cheese from a long lost love…

I'm getting sent emmentel!
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I got chatting to a lumberjack in the pub.

He seemed like a decent feller.
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The man who makes giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next week.

There will be some big chouxs to fill when he goes...
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