Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.......
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Exit signs? They’re on the way out!.......
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Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally..........
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A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I’m not following you.”.......
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.......
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Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial
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Shots1954 wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:59 am Exit signs? They’re on the way out!.......
A Tim Vine classic :D
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You can never ‘run’ through the campsite at Glastonbury.

You can only ‘ran’ as it’s past tents...
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I went to Kensington Palace to give Prince William a haircut for his birthday.

I said to the policeman, “Can you let me in to the car park, I'm here to cut Prince William's hair?”

The policeman said “Have you got a permit?”

“No, just a bit off the back!”.
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I just saw Adam Ant buying an ice cream.

He asked for a standard vanilla.
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I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? Then it hit me.....
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I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there!
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The last thing grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think I can kick this bucket!
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I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils....
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I had to let the girlfriend go this week for health reasons.............My wife was going to kill us !!

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