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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:36 am

I just opened my fridge and it really smells of basil...

I think it’s faulty.

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sun Jun 12, 2022 11:09 am

"What happens after you die?"

"Lots of things happen after you die-
-They just don't involve you"

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:47 pm

My Daughter was telling me about her new boyfriend. I asked was he a nice person?

She told me he must be as he is just stated doing 500 x hours of Community Service……….

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:03 pm

I turned my old Volkswagen Beetle into a greenhouse in which I now grow, Thyme, Rosemary, Sage and Parsley. It really is quite “Herbie!”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:13 pm

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jun 14, 2022 2:08 pm

I know it’s a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Jun 15, 2022 10:03 pm

I see that two barn owls in LA been killed in a drive by hooting………

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:41 pm

Filled my car up last week for £110 but drove off without paying, was up in court today got fined £75.
Follow me for more money saving tips.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:51 pm

As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought, "Just throw the damn thing!"

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:54 pm

Two cows, Daisy and Dolly, were standing in a field.

Daisy: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

Dolly: "I don't believe you."

Daisy: "Straight up! No bull!"

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 5:43 pm

Richard Petty wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:54 pm Two cows, Daisy and Dolly, were standing in a field.

Daisy: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

Dolly: "I don't believe you."

Daisy: "Straight up! No bull!"

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 5:43 pm

My wife likes it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot.

Personally I'm not a fan...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 5:44 pm

My son used to like farm machinery. Not any more. Ex tractor fan.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 7:06 pm

Im so bored sitting at home that I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 9:29 pm

In the days before digital photographs, I use to work in a photo lab. It was quite a miserable job, and I left eventually as I spent all my time dealing with too many negatives.

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