Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:12 pm

My wife's hearing aid fell out while we were having sex....Me..I'm finished.....Her; Come again?

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:13 pm

I over cooked my Hawaiian pizza.....I should have put it on Aloha heat !

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:17 pm

The doctor gave me 5 Month's to live, So in the heat of the moment , i shot him...And the judge gave me 25 Year's....
Problem solved !!

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:20 pm

It is a proven fact, that things expand when under immense heat......I'm not fat, i'm really hot !

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 4:04 pm

A little boy walked in on his parents in the heat of their lovemaking, ''Mummy, what are you doing ?... 'Urn. she stammered, well daddy is so fat that i'm bouncing all the air out of him,..........'I don't know what good it's going to do ' the boy replied, 'the lady next door is just going to blow him up again '

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 4:15 pm

I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary..I told him..Mark, my words !

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 4:18 pm

Gay parents are awesome.......'hey dad, why is my sister named Rosie ?...'because your pther dad loves rose's...'Thanks dad.....'No problem Richard.

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 4:20 pm

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden i had when i was growing up..Good Thymes.

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 4:23 pm

We should've know communism would fail....There were a lot of red flags

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 4:25 pm

Gas prices are so high, that even the coronavirus stopped traveling.

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 4:28 pm

Chinese takeout £12.99 Price of petrol to get there £1.99 Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers....Riceless !

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 5:20 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:44 pm
Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 11:44 am I’ve never had great expectations for my children. However we do have a complete set of Dicken’s other books….
We can't afford the set of Dickens Books as we have fallen on Hard Times

Gosh you must live in a bleak house

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 5:24 pm

I seem to have an obsession with repeating lines ftom Blondie songs.

One way or another I am going to have to stop

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 11:20 pm

I watched “Jaws” last night. Can’t help thinking that they should have replaced the title “The End” with “Fin”…..

South Coast Shot · Post by **South Coast Shot** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:58 am

I’m playing online Scrabble with Midge Ure..... I’ve only got 4 letters left...

O, V, N, R...

but it means nothing to me.

ShotsWeb

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