Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by WTF » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:41 pm

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? "Oh sheet!"

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by WTF » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:42 pm

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by bordon shot » Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:06 pm

My wife said sex is better on holiday.

Not the best postcard to receive.

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:18 pm

I went to the bar and ordered a pint of Less.

The barman asks, "What's Less?"

I answered, "I don't really know but the doctor told me to start drinking it!"

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:59 pm

Being a Magistrate is brilliant I am getting to meet so many Celebrities from my past!

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jan 23, 2022 9:28 am

I’ll tell you what really annoys me; people who get well-known phrases wrong...

I mean, its not rocket surgery...

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Chalkie » Sun Jan 23, 2022 9:33 am

I'm over 50 years old and never used Essential Oils.
Which makes me wonder, how essential they really are.

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:29 am

The police knocked at my door last night.

"Sorry for troubling you sir, but can we have a quick word?"

I said, "Velocity?"

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:29 am

Light travels faster than sound…

That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:30 am

How did the barber win a race

He knew a shortcut
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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by HarryTom » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:23 am

Richard Petty wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:30 am
I went to the bar and ordered a pint of Less.

The barman asks, "What's Less?"

I answered, "I don't really know but the doctor told me to start drinking it!"
Are you and Mr Mouse reading the same book :lol:

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Post by Richard Petty » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:33 am

HarryTom wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:23 am
Richard Petty wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:30 am
I went to the bar and ordered a pint of Less.

The barman asks, "What's Less?"

I answered, "I don't really know but the doctor told me to start drinking it!"
Are you and Mr Mouse reading the same book :lol:
Ooops didnt spot that, I have changed the joke (Sorry Mr Mouse)

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:37 am

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:40 am

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:25 pm

If "Laziness" was an Olympic sport, I would come 4th so I wouldn't have to bother to go up to the podium to get a medal.


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