Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm

Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Old Bob » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:31 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm
Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?
You're not wrong, Tim :wink:

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by bordon shot » Mon Jan 24, 2022 7:18 am

Spent 45 minutes on the treadmill this morning..

Tomorrow my aim is to turn it on.

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by baldershot » Mon Jan 24, 2022 9:40 am

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by baldershot » Mon Jan 24, 2022 9:41 am

I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by baldershot » Mon Jan 24, 2022 9:42 am

I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound.

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by baldershot » Mon Jan 24, 2022 9:44 am

Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer.

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Chalkie » Mon Jan 24, 2022 9:56 am

Yesterday I was in a queue at the fairground for the "I guess your weight" stall
Eventually I get to the front, the guy looks at me and says "Well...... I'd say that was about 20 minutes".

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by RC-Moderator » Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:10 am

Thought I would pop on this thread to see what the fuss was about.
(I pretty much ignored the original thread).
So glad we "saved" the message board now. This stuff if life changing ;-)
Fuggletim wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm
Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by hepcat » Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:26 pm

RC-Moderator wrote:
Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:10 am
Thought I would pop on this thread to see what the fuss was about.
(I pretty much ignored the original thread).
So glad we "saved" the message board now. This stuff if life changing ;-)
Fuggletim wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm
Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?
How about this from a (very) pre woke Beano, True or false; Adolf Hitler's real name was Richard Potato, TRUE because he was a Dick Tater !

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:37 pm

hepcat wrote:
Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:26 pm
RC-Moderator wrote:
Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:10 am
Thought I would pop on this thread to see what the fuss was about.
(I pretty much ignored the original thread).
So glad we "saved" the message board now. This stuff if life changing ;-)
Fuggletim wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm
Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?
How about this from a (very) pre woke Beano, True or false; Adolf Hitler's real name was Richard Potato, TRUE because he was a Dick Tater !
For some reason (and its causing me concern) I really laughed at that one hepcat :lol:

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:40 pm

So what if I don't know what Armageddon means

It' not the end of the world

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:46 pm

Patient: "Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I am a moth"
Doctor: "Well why come to see me you need to go to a psychiatrist"
Patient: "Well I was walking past and saw your light was on"

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:48 pm

I ended up at an event I didn't mean to go to, it was full of World Health Organisation medics, seems I booked the wrong Doctor Who convention.

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by New recruit » Mon Jan 24, 2022 7:56 pm

What have an elephant and a plum got in common

They are both purple except for the elephant


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