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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 03, 2021 3:35 pm

It's never a good idea taking a dog called Shark for a walk on the beach.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 04, 2021 8:42 am

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.

I said: ‘May divorce be with you...’

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 04, 2021 10:46 am

What did Yoda say when he saw himself on Blu-ray for the first time?

‘HDMI’

Richard Petty
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Post by Richard Petty » Tue May 04, 2021 10:55 am

Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?
Anakin: Wookiee steak.
Luke: Is it any good?
Anakin: It’s a little chewy.

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Post by Richard Petty » Tue May 04, 2021 10:57 am

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Post by Fuggletim » Tue May 04, 2021 7:26 pm

I went out with a girl who was an heir to the "Famous Grouse" Whisky company. We broke up a few years ago and I will say I miss her still.

Dr Jim Royle
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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed May 05, 2021 4:24 pm

DID YOU KNOW?

The Singer with the biggest Serviette Collection was :-

Napkin Cole

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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed May 05, 2021 4:31 pm

I’m trying to grow my own Wheat in my back garden.

I’m just not sure if it shreddie yet.

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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed May 05, 2021 4:35 pm

Just seen a famous French Footballer playing on a Nintendo. It was .........

Thierry On Wii.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed May 05, 2021 6:43 pm

I took out a magazine subscription, but think I must have filled it in wrong. I now have 12 x months worth of .303 bullets.

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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Thu May 06, 2021 2:11 pm

A letter was posted through my letterbox this morning that had the words written on it "DO NOT BEND"

I thought how the hell am I going to pick it up then?

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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Thu May 06, 2021 2:14 pm

A good friend of mine got run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.

The Police went to inform his wife and said ...

"There is no easy way to say this............. "

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Post by Fuggletim » Thu May 06, 2021 7:49 pm

I got a tin of plum peeled tomatoes, but I have to say the tin was shaped exactly like a tomato! It was uncanny!

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Post by Fuggletim » Sat May 08, 2021 8:51 pm

Sad to say a man in South London was hit in the face by a blob of vanilla, sttawberry and chocolate ice cream! The Neopolitan Police are investigating....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun May 09, 2021 6:54 pm

My wife's eyes welled up when I gave her a 50th birthday card. Through the tears she said "one would have been enough!"


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