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Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:56 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:48 pm
I was at Gatwick Airport the other day and saw an aircraft made out of bubbly chocolate. I think it was an "Aeroplane."
What does the pilot say on take off "give the engines a boost" ?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:27 pm

Had an ice cream van in my rear view mirror all the way home playing its 'music' and flashing its lights in an aggressive manner...

I'd never heard of them before, but I will definitely not be buying ice creams from ECNALUBMA any time soon!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:32 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:56 pm
Fuggletim wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:48 pm
I was at Gatwick Airport the other day and saw an aircraft made out of bubbly chocolate. I think it was an "Aeroplane."
What does the pilot say on take off "give the engines a boost" ?

Don't know, but when they are manourering ready to take off, they probably have a "Taxi" .........

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:34 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:32 pm
Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:56 pm
Fuggletim wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:48 pm
I was at Gatwick Airport the other day and saw an aircraft made out of bubbly chocolate. I think it was an "Aeroplane."
What does the pilot say on take off "give the engines a boost" ?

Don't know, but when they are manourering ready to take off, they probably have a "Taxi" .........
The paintworks a bit Flakey

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:49 pm

I had a Summer job a few years ago taking British tourists around the Vatican. I lost my job because when I was talking about the Pope, we turned a corner in the Sistine Chapel and there he was. Apparently it wasn't a good idea to have said to him "Well talk of the Devil!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:54 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:34 pm
Fuggletim wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:32 pm
Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:56 pm


What does the pilot say on take off "give the engines a boost" ?

Don't know, but when they are manourering ready to take off, they probably have a "Taxi" .........
The paintworks a bit Flakey
Probably most people aboard are having a "Breakaway" somewhere and some are traveling "Club."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:12 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:54 pm
Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:34 pm
Fuggletim wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:32 pm



Don't know, but when they are manourering ready to take off, they probably have a "Taxi" .........
The paintworks a bit Flakey
Probably most people aboard are having a "Breakaway" somewhere and some are traveling "Club."
I guess the plane must be an A380 as it's a Doubledecker

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:35 pm

Nah; it was a Lockheed Galaxy........

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:04 pm

Nothing triggers panic buying quite like an announcement saying there is no need to panic buy!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:27 pm

I moved into a fully furnished flat a few years ago and found the curtains were drawn. Everything else was real though.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:45 am

Wasted £60 on joining an Arsonists Dating Website.

Four months on and still no match.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Jul 23, 2021 6:27 am

Dr Jim Royle wrote:
Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:45 am
Wasted £60 on joining an Arsonists Dating Website.

Four months on and still no match.
Not even a spark of interest? Still could be worse; you may have met an old flame!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 23, 2021 6:48 pm

Went to the classical music record shop today but it was shut...

The sign said; "Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Jul 23, 2021 9:44 pm

I took a shot of whisky yesterday. Pretty good picture I thought!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:27 pm

I've got a mate who just won a holiday for him and four mates, plus £4,000 spending money!

He asked me if I was free the last two weeks in October and I confirmed that I was...

The git wants me to put his bins out!


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