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hepcat
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by hepcat » Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:27 pm

What about a;ll the politically incorrect jokes ? The recent Louise Woodward documentary reminded me of the shocker going 'round at the time " I met Louise Woodward in a lift. It left me badly shaken" They're showing the non PC "Are You Being Served" on Drama-I must admit I can barely put up with five minutes of it.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:58 pm

I ordered a 12" Pizza last night and the bloke asked me if I wanted it cut into 6 or 8 slices. I replied "6 slices please I don't think I could manage to eat 8 slices"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:58 pm

My aunt Marge has been ill for so long we have started to call her "I can't believe she's not better"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:59 pm

What do you call a Wolf who is very conscious of his surroundings.

Aware Wolf

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:02 pm

I looked in wonderment at my first born. They were a self luminating, with a gaseous spherical body who could already perform nuclear reactions....

Yes, he was my Sun......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Chalkie » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:12 am

Yesterday I bought an alcoholic Ginger Beer

He wasn't pleased....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 13, 2022 12:41 pm

A lorry loaded with Vicks Vapor rub has rolled over on the M25.

The Police have reported, no congestion........

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 13, 2022 12:42 pm

Have you heard about the new film, Constipation?

It hasn't come out yet.........

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 13, 2022 12:59 pm

The lightbulb was a great invention

But the shovel was groundbreaking........

hepcat
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by hepcat » Thu Jan 13, 2022 1:05 pm

I'm a retired gynecologist , though I still work part time as I like to keep my hand in.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:25 pm

I went to the cinema last night. A man sat near me had his dog. The dog seemed really engrossed in the film. When the film ended I said to the owner, "This might sound weird, but your dog seemed to really enjoy that". He replied, "Yes I was surprised too. He hated the book!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:23 pm

How should you approach an angry welshman.

Caerphilly

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:26 pm

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:37 pm

I went fishing today and ate my maggots by mistake...

Now I'm waiting in hospital with baited breath!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Jan 14, 2022 7:44 pm

I went and saw "The Miami Sound Machine" a few years ago at a gig, and couldn't help noticing the lead singer was wearing a blue and white scarf along with a blue and white hat. Think she was called Gloria Leicesterfan.....


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