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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:36 am

I had to choose between going to see the new James Bond film, or visiting my friend in Wales.

I chose the new James Bond film, afterall I could always see Dai another day!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sat Oct 09, 2021 11:42 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:36 am
I had to choose between going to see the new James Bond film, or visiting my friend in Wales.

I chose the new James Bond film, afterall I could always see Dai another day!
:lol:

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Post by Richard Petty » Sat Oct 09, 2021 11:57 am

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sat Oct 09, 2021 11:59 am

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan".

Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 09, 2021 12:39 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Sat Oct 09, 2021 11:59 am
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan".

Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Old but very Gold :lol:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 09, 2021 1:01 pm

For Sale:

Framed picture of John Lennon's wife...

£100 ono

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:15 pm

If anybody wants a list of every famous Bugs Bunny quote, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:44 pm

Remember, the clocks go back in three weeks so now is about the right time to start trying to adjust the clock display on your electric oven!

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Post by Fuggletim » Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:58 pm

It's a depressing thought isn't it? I mean the light at the end of the tunnel might be France...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:51 am

A tech giant and a large Korean motor company have decided to join forces and manufacture a car in Sweden.

It will be branded the iKia........

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:36 pm

Did you know that dogs can't operate an MRI machine?

But cats can.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Oct 11, 2021 12:39 pm

I am taking my other half out for a romantic evening! I have booked a table for two! Hope she likes snooker…

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:08 pm

The highlight of my trip to the zoo was seeing an antelope.

I'd never seen an insect run off to get married before!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:23 pm

What's the difference between a fish and a piano ? you can't tuna fish !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:36 pm

Late one nite a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say ''jesus is watching you'' he looked around and saw nothing. He kept creeping around and again heard ''jesus is watching you '' In a dark corner he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, ''was it you who said jesus is watching me'' the parrot replied ''yes'' relieved , the burglar asked, ''what is your name'' The parrot said ''Clarence'' The burglar said, ''that's a stupid name for a parrot, what idiot called you that '' The parrot answered, ''the same idiot that named the rottweiler jesus''


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