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HarryTom
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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:41 pm

If your an American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out,, What are you in the bathroom.......European.

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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:43 pm

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died....He pasta-way

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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:45 pm

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.. One turned to the other and said ''wow,it's pretty hot in hear''....The other one said..''wow a talking muffin!''

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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:48 pm

What is Forrest Gumps email password..........1forrest1

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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:51 pm

What's red and bad for your teeth.......a brick !

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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:54 pm

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:57 pm

What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison ? A small medium at large.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:52 pm

Not particularly warm in Argentina at this time of year!
You could say, its bordering on Chile.

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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:59 pm

What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics............''Oops''

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Post by HarryTom » Mon Oct 11, 2021 7:15 pm

R.I.P boiled water..... you will be mist.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:24 pm

I'm pretty upset, I burned my Hawaiian pizza today.

I should have put it in aloha temperature.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:38 pm

I used to work at a cats home, but I had to leave after they reduced meowers!

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Post by Fuggletim » Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:43 pm

My other half walked out with my collection of Bob Marley CDs and my Satellite dish!

No woman; no Sky!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:43 pm

I failed my Greek mythology exam last week...

I think my lack of revision was my Achilles elbow.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:52 pm

Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees ? Because their pretty good at it !


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