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WTF
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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:23 am

Are bikes recyclable?

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:23 am

It’s a long shot, but can anyone remember what golfer John Daly was famous for?

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:25 am

I have a good tip for the horse race tomorrow Look out for him he’s called dusty rug

He’s never been beaten..........

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:25 am

I had an exorcism performed on me last year.
A specialist priest from Rome had to do it.
Cost me 6 grand.
I couldn’t pay the instalments on the loan
Last week I was repossessed!

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Post by Shots1954 » Tue Dec 01, 2020 6:29 pm

So I said to the Baker “How come most of your cakes are 50p, but those ones are £1”.
He replied “They’re Madeira cakes”.......

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Post by WTF » Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:56 pm

If Essex is in the east, Wessex in the west, Sussex in the south. Why have'nt we got Nessex in the north??

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Post by Shots1954 » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:41 pm

My friend is suing our local seafood restaurant for selling him undersized shellfish.

He's taking them to the small clams court!

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Post by Shots1954 » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:42 pm

Advent calendars - who reckons their days are numbered?

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Post by Shots1954 » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:43 pm

Does anyone know if there’s anything I can take for kleptomania?

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:48 pm

People are often shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.......

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:50 pm

What do you call a man with a hawk on his left shoulder, a kestrel on his right shoulder, vacuuming the carpet and somebody has witched the lights off?.............
Hawkkestrel manhoovers in the dark.....

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:51 pm

I went into the pet shop and asked to buy a goldfish;

The assistant said ‘ do you want an aquarium?’

I said ‘i don’t care what star sign it is ‘

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:52 pm

*Be Alert*

Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed 6 people.

They believe he could be following some kind of pattern!

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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:35 pm

More repeats on this thread than on the BBC.

Thread heading should now read, Channel Dave.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:05 am

Dr Jim Royle wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:35 pm
More repeats on this thread than on the BBC.

Thread heading should now read, Channel Dave.
Lol Dr Jim, I am trying my best lol

Thank God it's POETS day!


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