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Shots1954
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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:01 am

On the way to school this morning my son said "What's your favourite Telly tubby?"
I said "a Samsung 40" Plasma, you cheeky git"

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:02 am

I can only seem to memorise 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y.

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:02 am

My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate the use of trapdoors in his shows.

I think it's just a stage he's going through.

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:18 am

My grandson has taken to wearing coconuts on his head....

we think he may be a little shy!

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:18 am

I'm pleased to announce that my girlfriend is going to be a mummy.
Just the face left to wrap 🤠

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:19 am

I asked the toy shop keeper where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:20 am

I had to close down the worlds first dating agency for chickens ..
I couldn't make hen's meet!

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:54 am

I've almost finished my sandwich filling degree.

I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.. 😊

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Post by shots1965 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:59 pm

Shots1954 wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:08 am
Just found out the bloke who invented the Cross word is buried in our local cemetery, you go in thru the main gate, turn left, go to the first grave stone and then go four along and six down!
Been done

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:31 am

shots1965 wrote:
Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:59 pm
Shots1954 wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:08 am
Just found out the bloke who invented the Cross word is buried in our local cemetery, you go in thru the main gate, turn left, go to the first grave stone and then go four along and six down!
Been done
Whoops lol

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:32 am

Whatever possessed Mr &Mrs Loaf to name their son 'Meat' ?

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:33 am

I used to absolutely love tractors.
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Does that make me an extractor fan?!

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:34 am

What did the window say to the door?

What are you squeaking for? I got the pane!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:18 am

I've just dropped a full box of Kleenex Mansize on my big toe, it did not hurt much, but I have sustained a soft tissue injury!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:38 pm

Fact of the day: 1in 4 amphibians is a "Leap Frog"


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