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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:37 pm

To help me with my insomnia (see above) my Doctor suggested that it might help to have a licorice based drink before bed each night. It seems to work, but I get all-sorts of dreams now....

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:24 pm

I went into a shop and asked “Have you got any bulldog clips?”

The shopkeeper replied “No, but I’ve got a nice video of a Jack Russell”.

Dr Jim Royle
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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:28 pm

I crashed my car into an Ice Cream Van today, nasty bump.

Only minor injuries to me though, just a bit of Mr Whippy Lash.

Dr Jim Royle
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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:30 pm

I'm getting over my weird obsession with trees now.

But my Psychiatrist said in no way am I out of the woods yet.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:32 pm

To cure my insomnia the Doctor told me to drink & eat more liquorice foods.

Working a bit but I'm dreaming All Sorts now.
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:35 pm

TWO HOURS WASTED - Attended a lecture today all about Balaclavas,

Went straight over my head

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:46 pm

It's been an odd day. I found a hat today full of cash, so I picked it up. That was great but I have had some bloke with a saxaphone following me around all day ever since...

Dr Jim Royle
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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:24 am

I'm really not doing well in my "walk like a Gorilla" lessons.

My Teacher says I need to knuckle down .......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:27 am

Ha = Mildly Amusing

Ha Ha = Laughing

Ha Ha Ha = Sarcastic Laughing

Ha Ha Ha Ha = Stayin Alive

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:09 pm

Went to see the doctor about my blocked ear.

"Which ear is it?" he asked.

"2021" I replied !

Fuggletim
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Post by Fuggletim » Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:26 pm

When I first left school, I drifted from Job to job. My Dad told me that I needed to get a stable job. I never did as I am not all that keen on horses....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:46 pm

I bought one of those ‘smart light switches’ but it was much too clever...

So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:16 pm

I got an evening job stacking shelves in Sainsbury's. I was allocated to stack the fabric conditioner at first, but then asked to move to the frozen food. I felt well out of my Comfort zone at first.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:11 pm

This bloke came up to me in the street and said; "Have you got a light mate?"

I said; "Yes, his names Steve and he weighs about 6 and a half stone..."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:17 pm

Yesterday was such a nightmare...

First I got into fight with a man dressed as Shakespeare, then I almost choked on a German sausage.

It just went from bard to wurst.


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