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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:52 pm

The RAF are looking to recruit typographers. They want some experts in "Arial" combat.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:42 pm

To impress everyone, I think I need to tell you I will be taking my "Bar Exam" on Monday! Well it's a pub quiz down the Royal Oak, but it's the same thing!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:32 am

Why did the man give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:32 am

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:32 am

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind it's tearable........

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:38 am

Why are skeletons so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:42 am

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:43 am

What's the loudest pet you can get?

A trumpet........

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:43 am

What does a house wear?

A dress.........

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:45 am

Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that..

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:45 am

Why did the picture go to jail?

It was framed.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:35 pm

Does anyone else wonder what they would call a tribute band for "The Pretenders?"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:40 pm

The music industry have proved the "Theory of Evolution!"

They have discovered that all boy bands are descended from The Monkees!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:40 pm

I came first at school in the limbo competition.
Sorry, no - I mean last in the high jump

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:41 pm

I went into a pub and saw it was darts night.

Did a 180 and walked out.


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