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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 29, 2021 8:20 pm

I almost got run over by a Mr Kipling lorry earlier…

Thankfully for me it had exceedingly good brakes!

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Post by Fuggletim » Wed Sep 29, 2021 10:40 pm

I contacted Netflix and asked if they had "Batman Forever?" They said unfortunately they only had it until October 31st...

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:58 am

If my wife gave me £1 every time she said she was cold, I could pay the gas bill!

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Post by Fuggletim » Thu Sep 30, 2021 5:48 pm

A "Mr Softee" ice cream van overturned in Lysons Road, Aldershot. The Police say the area is currently coned off....

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Post by HarryTom » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:36 pm

I went ice-skating today.I stepped on a banana skin and i stopped dead !

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Post by HarryTom » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:45 pm

Have you seen that new ventrioquist website? it's on.... Gubble-u Gubble-u Gubble -u .Got.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:47 pm

I said to my Doctor...I feel like the whole world is ganging up on me. He Said,Hold on a minute,..Hey lads hes in here !

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:27 pm

For sale, barely used DeLorean…

Only driven from time to time!

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Post by HarryTom » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:41 am

The Unluckiest person in my family is my uncle....Two weeks after he went blind, his guide dog went deaf !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:46 am

It all kicked off at my local petrol station this morning, every body was fighting.....I was Shell shocked !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:09 pm

HarryTom wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:46 am
It all kicked off at my local petrol station this morning, every body was fighting.....I was Shell shocked !
It was a Total disaster

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:18 pm

:
Richard Petty wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:09 pm
HarryTom wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:46 am
It all kicked off at my local petrol station this morning, every body was fighting.....I was Shell shocked !
It was a Total disaster
:lol:

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:29 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:09 pm
HarryTom wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:46 am
It all kicked off at my local petrol station this morning, every body was fighting.....I was Shell shocked !
It was a Total disaster
Esso unnecessary

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:33 pm

My neighbour went into labour this afternoon and I ended up helping her deliver it on the garden trampoline…

I'm pleased to say she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:38 pm

I asked for a wake-up call at a hotel and they said, 'You're an alcoholic, a drug addict and you're killing yourself."


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