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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Aug 19, 2021 8:06 am

My Wife wants to go out dressed as a Vulture this evening.
Over my dead body.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:00 pm

I think whoever wrote the business plan for "Club Tropicana" didn't really have much of an idea how to make money....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Aug 21, 2021 3:39 pm

Jokes about sugar are rare…..

Jokes about brown sugar……Demerara….

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Aug 21, 2021 8:16 pm

Consonant please; vowel please; another consonant please, another consonant please; vowel please.....

It does take a long time serving Alphabetti Spaghetti in our house....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by hepcat » Sat Aug 21, 2021 9:02 pm

I bought a book on anti gravity today. I couldn't put it down.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:55 am

"Emma from down the street just showed me a picture of her new baby on her phone," said my wife.

"That's great," I said. "So, what did she have?"

She replied, "One of those flip Samsungs!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:56 am

hepcat wrote:
Sat Aug 21, 2021 9:02 pm
I bought a book on anti gravity today. I couldn't put it down.
I had a book on the origins of superglue. Couldn't put that down either. :wink:

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:06 pm

Went to a fancy dress party dressed as a sweet shop owner. I was asked by one of the guests could I give the a twirl?

The costume must be realistic!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Aug 23, 2021 5:00 pm

I was walking past the church on Sunday morning when the vicar shouted at me, "Love your neighbour." I shouted back, "Me too, cracking pair of legs!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Aug 23, 2021 5:03 pm

Why can't you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tellyban!


Too soon ????...............

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Aug 23, 2021 5:04 pm

I got bored working at the Sausage Museum…

All day I sat there staring at the Walls!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 23, 2021 8:37 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Mon Aug 23, 2021 5:03 pm
Why can't you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tellyban!


Too soon ????...............
Yep Richard far.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Aug 23, 2021 9:25 pm

I noticed some table tennis, cricket and baseball equipment fall down my chimney this morning. Think I have bats up there......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Aug 23, 2021 10:14 pm

I spent ten years as a bookeeper, the library was not happy about it

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Aug 23, 2021 10:29 pm

I think my neighbour is stalking me.
Last night she was googling my name on her laptop, I could see it clearly through my binoculars


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