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Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:53 am

I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jan 06, 2022 2:02 pm

I'm in trouble with the wife again.
I bought her some lorry oil for her birthday...

Apparently it's pronounced 'L’Oreal'.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jan 06, 2022 4:44 pm

I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."

Then I said: "Turn left here."

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Jan 06, 2022 6:55 pm

Meanwhile in breaking Scandinavian news, Helsinki have demanded their shared border with Sweden and Norway at "Three Country Cairn" is renamed "The Finnish Line."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:38 pm

If you break down in an electric car you can use the AA, unless it's a small electric car in which case you need the AAA!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:53 pm

What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Unbeeleaveable!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:32 pm

Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night...

Didn't finish it...

Got up to P.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jan 07, 2022 10:32 pm

My new girlfriend is an award winning Ventriloquist, her words not mine.

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Jan 07, 2022 11:50 pm

So much changed in my life when I found my girlfriend was pregnant! My phone number and address were two things....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:17 am

My Gran reached 100 yesterday.
That's the last time I get in the car with her when she's late for Bingo.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:22 am

My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick…

Especially when his name is Steve!

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:51 pm

Panty Liners? Got to say that was the worst cruise I have ever been on.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jan 08, 2022 6:24 pm

If there's one place I can't stand...

It's an ice rink...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jan 08, 2022 6:25 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:51 pm
Panty Liners? Got to say that was the worst cruise I have ever been on.....
No chance of sinking though :lol:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jan 08, 2022 10:23 pm

Novak Djokovic is the first player to be knocked out of a Grand Slam tournament after missing only 2 shots!


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