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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jan 09, 2022 1:06 am

A friend once said to me that they had an impressive collection of scars. I have got to say, it actually was one of the best collection of "Lion King" figurines I have ever seen!

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:02 am

I got my grandma a new walking frame specially made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...

It's one small step for Nan...

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:29 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:02 am
I got my grandma a new walking frame specially made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...

It's one small step for Nan...
Now, I don't often laugh out loud but that one definitely had a "Buzz" about it!

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:35 am

Fuggletim wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:29 am
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:02 am
I got my grandma a new walking frame specially made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...

It's one small step for Nan...
Now, I don't often laugh out loud but that one definitely had a "Buzz" about it!
I laughed so loud I had to "Appolo"gise to the person next to me

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jan 09, 2022 11:26 am

Being a Plumber I see a lot of curious things when I visit clients houses. For example I found my wife at one of them.....

HarryTom
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sun Jan 09, 2022 11:40 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:02 am
I got my grandma a new walking frame specially made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...

It's one small step for Nan...
Hope it takes off !

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jan 09, 2022 2:47 pm

Quasimodo finally sued the authrorities at the Notre Dame for sustained injuries incurred ringing the bells. They settled out of court with a lump sum.....

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jan 09, 2022 3:26 pm

I've taught my dog to bark along to 'Sweet Caroline'.

He's a bit of a ruff Diamond...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jan 09, 2022 3:28 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:35 am
Fuggletim wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:29 am
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:02 am
I got my grandma a new walking frame specially made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...

It's one small step for Nan...
Now, I don't often laugh out loud but that one definitely had a "Buzz" about it!
I laughed so loud I had to "Appolo"gise to the person next to me
I found that joke during my Launch break.

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Jan 09, 2022 4:03 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 3:28 pm
Richard Petty wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:35 am
Fuggletim wrote:
Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:29 am


Now, I don't often laugh out loud but that one definitely had a "Buzz" about it!
I laughed so loud I had to "Appolo"gise to the person next to me
I found that joke during my Launch break.
😂😂😂

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:17 pm

A farmer is to stand trial next week for enticing people into a barn and suffocating them with hay. He had been refused bail......

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jan 10, 2022 3:43 pm

I just got a new personal best in the 100 metre sprint…

60 metres!

HarryTom
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Mon Jan 10, 2022 4:09 pm

Went to Florida on holiday, made friends with a dolphin, don't know how, we just clicked

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jan 10, 2022 6:55 pm

I bought one of those smart light switches, but it was too clever for me...

So I exchanged it for a dimmer switch!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Jan 10, 2022 8:53 pm

I went into a 24 hr petrol station the other day at 03:00 hrs and I had the classic Who album "Who's Next" on loud!

I was asked to leave because and was banned as I refused to turn it down.

Oh well, won't get fuelled again.....


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