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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:05 pm

Can anyone help me with this quiz I'm doing?

Which 80s band sang these songs?

A- The Look of Love
B- Poison Arrow
C- All of my Heart

Thanks 👍

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:05 pm

Police want to interview a man suspected of burglary wearing stockings and suspenders...

However, the Chief Constable has insisted they wear their normal uniform.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:06 pm

Elton John just rang me and said;

"Do you want to buy my old Rolls Royce?"

"What Reg?", I asked him.

"DO YOU WANT TO BUY MY OLD ROLLS ROYCE, CLOTH EARS!!”

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:08 pm

I don't mean to brag but I just managed to finish my 14 day diet in 3 hours 20 minutes

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:10 pm

Today I thought of a colour that doesn't exist. then I realised it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:16 pm

I saw an advert for a second hand radio on Ebay, it said reason for sale volume stuck on full.

I thought "I cant turn that down"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by redandbluescb » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:19 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:05 pm
Can anyone help me with this quiz I'm doing?

Which 80s band sang these songs?

A- The Look of Love
B- Poison Arrow
C- All of my Heart

Thanks 👍
ABC.

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Jun 24, 2021 6:32 pm

I play in a rock band called "Sheets and Duvets!"

We play a lot of covers.....

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jun 25, 2021 2:30 pm

redandbluescb wrote:
Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:19 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:05 pm
Can anyone help me with this quiz I'm doing?

Which 80s band sang these songs?

A- The Look of Love
B- Poison Arrow
C- All of my Heart

Thanks 👍
ABC.
:lol:

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jun 25, 2021 2:31 pm

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals.

IM LIVID

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:06 pm

I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".
I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck". '

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:10 pm

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Jun 26, 2021 12:01 pm

I was grilling a chicken last night, but it still wouldn't tell me why it was crossing the road.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by bordon shot » Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:46 pm

Paddy finds a sandwich with 2 wires sticking out of it.

He phones the police & says “Bejesas, I’ve just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb.”

The operator asks, “is it tickin ?”

Paddy replies, “no, I tink it’s beef”

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jun 27, 2021 5:34 pm

Some say my job as a Waiter isn't very good. However it does put food on the table!


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