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Old Bob
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Old Bob » Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:45 pm

As a cat lover, Old Bob particularly likes the occasional cat jokes on here ... like the Cats Protection League and the un-deux-trois ones.

Did you know that radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

😸

Shots1954
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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:33 am

I am considering a second volume on Hurricanes and Tornadoes I just hope others don't find it long winded.

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:34 am

Someone has glued my pack of cards together...

I don't know how to deal with it.

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:35 am

A worker fell into a vat at the Branston factory..... management say he is in a right pickle.

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:35 am

Typical..The supermarket shelves for Oxo are empty. I'm surprised they're out of stock...

WTF
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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 15, 2020 10:46 am

Does anyone know that woman with one leg shorter than the other ?

Sure she said her name was Eileen!

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:27 pm

Did you know that if you took all the cars in the world and put them end to end, a BMW would pull out and try and pass them all?

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Post by Shots1954 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:19 am

If you had tea with the Queen, what kind of tea would it be?
Royalty.......

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Post by Shots1954 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:20 am

Accidentally drank invisible ink...I am now in Hospital waiting to be seen.

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Post by Shots1954 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:20 am

Last week I replaced every window in my house.

I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!

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Post by Shots1954 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:21 am

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their tournament victories.

After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."......

Shots1954
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Post by Shots1954 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:24 am

It's really annoying the way people come around when I'm trying to work.

To be honest, it's ruined my career as an anaesthetist!

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Post by Fuggletim » Mon Nov 16, 2020 12:59 pm

I was playing Chess a few days ago when my partner asked: “Shall we make this more interesting?”

I agreed and put “Match of the Day” on...

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:33 pm

I woke up this morning and felt very peckish so decided to reach over and eat my bedside alarm clock. took me ages to eat it...very time consuming.

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:31 pm

Fuming!🤬

Just been into Sainsbury’s and it was nuts, yet again they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed to the checkout and ask if they had any more and they said firmly “NO” almost to the point of being rude !!!!
Walking back to the toilet with my trousers and pants around my ankles was a walk I never want to have to do again!


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