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Dr Jim Royle
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Mon May 10, 2021 1:51 pm

Never been a fan of Chinese Tea.

Always felt it left me with a mousey tongue.

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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Mon May 10, 2021 1:53 pm

BREAKING NEWS

A man has claimed to have learned how to do Origami backwards.

More to come on this story as it unfolds.

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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Mon May 10, 2021 3:24 pm

My 4 year old kid has been learning Spanish all year and still cannot say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon May 10, 2021 7:46 pm

Never really understood why my dog goes crazy whenever the Postman arrives. There is never any post for him....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Tue May 11, 2021 5:52 pm

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing!

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Post by Richard Petty » Tue May 11, 2021 5:57 pm

The worst part about working for the Job Centre is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu May 13, 2021 7:28 pm

I've started a boat building business in my attic...

Sails are going through the roof.

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu May 13, 2021 9:22 pm

I have just done an online IQ quiz! I am really proud to say I scored 170 and this was based on the correct answer to only 5 x Questions!

1) What's the long number on my bank card?
2) What is the account number?
3) What is the Sort Code?
4) What is the Security Code?
5) What is your PIN?

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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Fri May 14, 2021 8:33 am

1) What's the long number on my bank card?
2) What is the account number?
3) What is the Sort Code?
4) What is the Security Code?
5) What is your PIN?

1) 13.5 cm
2) Dracula?
3) She has to be special and dress in leather.
4) Dressed in black with a vacant look.
5) Safety, has a multitude of uses.

Think I've passed.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Fri May 14, 2021 8:35 am

Anybody else here suffering from "I'm an insect syndrome?"

Just putting my feelers out ........

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Post by Stenhouse » Fri May 14, 2021 8:41 pm

The Government said today that the Indian variant of Covid is just around the KORMA.. Hope my Naan will be ok....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri May 14, 2021 9:11 pm

I often order a few cases of Fuggle De Dum straight from the brewery and when it arrives it is packed in several yards of bubble wrap. After unwrapping a delivery the other day, I asked my other half what should I do with it?

She told me to pop it in the corner.

I have been doing it for almost 2 x hours so far.......

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri May 14, 2021 10:17 pm

My next door neighbour told me that every morning when he measures his allotment, it is a couple of inches smaller than the day before.

I think he's slowly losing the plot...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat May 15, 2021 8:28 am

Crystal Ball for Sale £50 but I will eventually sell for £37.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by 80fc » Sat May 15, 2021 8:37 am

If you take the shell off a snail can they move faster or are they a bit sluggish


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