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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Nov 18, 2021 9:44 pm

If I could say there was any book that has helped me get through life, it was my Dad's NatWest Cheque book.....

(Not really)! 😉

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:58 pm

80% of my couch fell on my foot today…

Ouch!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Nov 19, 2021 7:31 am

Black Friday Special...

Stay at home and save 100%!

Chalkie
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Chalkie » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:59 am

People say 60 is the new 40.
The cop who just pulled me over didn't agree.

Shots1954
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:07 am

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself that's a little condescending.....
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:08 am

If you drive an electric car are you going to need a "current" driving licence?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:11 am

Did you know the actor Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?

His name was Tim......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:12 am

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I will let you know!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:14 am

The CEO of IKEA is now President of Sweden.

The first thing he needs to do is assemble his cabinet.......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:15 am

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you"?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:19 am

Did you hear about the new wonder broom being offered for sale?

It's sweeping the nation!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:21 am

I went to my local Butchers yesterday and asked if he had a sheep's head.

He said no it's just the way I comb my hair!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:45 am

Lance is an uncommon name these days but back in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:46 am

The Police have two leads on a battery thief.

One positive and one negative .....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:49 am

I saw a sign for a Zoo £1 entrance.

I paid my money and went in, they had only one animal, a dog!

It was a Shih Tzu.......


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