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Shots1954
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:51 am

Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillars?

They are making headlines!

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:18 pm

“Google Earth is amazing. They’ve photographed every road in the world and put them on the computer. You just type it in and you go there. You sit in front of the computer and you think, ‘I can go anywhere in the world. Where shall I go?’ And we all come to the same conclusion: ‘My house.'”

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:20 pm

“A good book is called a page turner. Surely that is the minimum you expect from any book?”

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:23 pm

"Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:24 pm

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, I thought, "That's a turtle disaster".'

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:29 pm

When I proposed to my other half, I got a load of baloons made up to form the question "Will you marry me?"

Wow, was she excited when I popped the question!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by poppy seed » Sat Nov 20, 2021 2:59 pm

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
It depends how thinly you slice them.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by poppy seed » Sat Nov 20, 2021 2:59 pm

Why are all Essex Girl jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by poppy seed » Sat Nov 20, 2021 3:01 pm

Why do doctors slap babies' bottoms as soon as they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by poppy seed » Sat Nov 20, 2021 3:02 pm

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sat Nov 20, 2021 3:22 pm

poppy seed wrote:
Sat Nov 20, 2021 3:02 pm
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.
Just to level out a bit.....How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? You give them a shampoo that says.....rinse wash and repeat

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland, The sign said Disneyland Left, so they started crying and went home !

Sorry Poppy all's fair in love and war :lol:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by poppy seed » Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:01 pm

Why do men only get half-hour lunch-breaks?
So their bosses won't need to re-train them.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by poppy seed » Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:08 pm

How do you stop a man getting into your home?
Replace the door locks with bra fastenings.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:23 pm

poppy seed wrote:
Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:08 pm
How do you stop a man getting into your home?
Replace the door locks with bra fastenings.
Ouch !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Nov 20, 2021 7:22 pm

poppy seed wrote:
Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:08 pm
How do you stop a man getting into your home?
Replace the door locks with bra fastenings.
Difficult to clasp


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