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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:29 am

What word starts in "e" ends in "e" but only has one letter in it?



Envelope

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:32 am

There has been an explosion in a cheese factory in Paris.

There's nothing left but de brie

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:33 am

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish ...

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:35 am

Can someone please tell me why roadies aren't called "band aids"?

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:36 am

Dad, can you explain to me what an eclipse is?

No sun!

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:37 am

What has four legs and goes boo?

A cow with a cold......

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:38 am

What do you call a dyslexic sewage worker?

Adrian......

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:41 am

My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" by the Monkees because it was annoying her. At first I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face..........

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:43 am

I heard there is no training to be a dust bin collector.

You just pick it up as you go along.....

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:46 am

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because all they would talk about was Bach, Bach, Bach.......

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:54 am

New Aston Villa manager Steven Gerrard has made his players take mock GCSE exams.

To try and improve their decision making......

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Post by Fuggletim » Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:45 am

I put a flower drawing programme on my laptop. The problem is it can only draw the same flower. I think it's Lupin......

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Post by Fuggletim » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:50 pm

If a Mime artist gets locked in a greenhouse, how would you ever know they were calling for help?

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Post by Fuggletim » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:55 pm

I asked my girlfriend if she would like to come up to my house for cocktails? She was really excited at first, but I think she found the stories about my chickens weren't really all that interesting....

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Post by Old Bob » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:14 pm

Shots1954 wrote:
Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:29 am
What word starts in "e" ends in "e" but only has one letter in it?

Envelope
Not wishing to be picky '54, but it's possible to put more than one letter in an envelope :lol:

And I can't resist pointing out that there is a difference between a word (the type "envelope" in this case) and the referent of that word (a token of the class of envelopes that you can put one or more letters in). Your joke hinges on a type-token confusion. Quite a few jokes do, like the old children's puzzle: "I saw Esau sitting on a see-saw; how many s's in that?"

Who's laughing now :?: :lol:

(You are right. I have too much time on my hands since retirement.)


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