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HarryTom
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:20 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 7:49 pm
What do we want?

Bigger placards!

When do we want them?

NO
See what you did there Mr Mouse, wonder how many are still trying to work it out :lol:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:06 pm

:lol:
Richard Petty wrote:
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Anon E Mouse wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:05 pm
For sale: Midwife manuals. (Can deliver)
Order today for delivery in August

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:06 pm

HarryTom wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:20 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 7:49 pm
What do we want?

Bigger placards!

When do we want them?

NO
See what you did there Mr Mouse, wonder how many are still trying to work it out :lol:
A few maybe :D

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:37 pm

"Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute saxophone solo!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Tue Nov 23, 2021 11:02 pm

A man goes into a bank in Zurich.

He looks around furtively and says to the Cashier in a whisper, "I'd like to deposit $2 Million US Dollars, please?"

The Cashier smiled and said "There's no need to whisper; we have lots of poor people who come in here!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:29 pm

My Landlady asked me to go on a date! Well, she is calling an eviction, actuallly.......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:14 pm

Our local dentist is doing half price teeth cleaning tomorrow…

It’s Plaque Friday!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:17 pm

Songs by The Beatles don't seem to work well in other languages.
But i'd imagine maybe Norwegian would.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Nov 25, 2021 4:38 pm

I got really emotional at the petrol station last night.

I don’t know why ......

I just started filling up !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Nov 25, 2021 5:39 pm

There is a certain irony that the price of funerals keep going up due to the increased cost of living.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:45 pm

A pair of cow's were talking in the field, one says ''have you heard about the mad cows disease that's going around''.. ''Yeah'' the other cow says ''makes me glad i'm a penguiun

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:06 pm

How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself: "Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second man on the moon."

"Neil before me."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:34 pm

My last plumber quit because of severe depresssion. I know he had been through a lot of crap recently....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by poppy seed » Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:48 pm

Him: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
Her: I would, but you're never there.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by poppy seed » Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:51 pm

Man: Fancy a quickie?
Woman: As opposed to what?


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