Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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Harry Potter figures for sale. Final reduction. Quid each!
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As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field…
But hay, it's in my jeans...
But hay, it's in my jeans...
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Every one in my street wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small...
We are a very tight knit community.
We are a very tight knit community.
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I've just had my bank statement through and I noticed that I've had payments go out for a water pistol, a pair of size 20 shoes, a trumpet and a red nose..
Phoned the bank and apparently my card's been clowned.....
Phoned the bank and apparently my card's been clowned.....
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I've got a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra with a full tank of petrol...
Looking to swap for a 4 bed detached house
Looking to swap for a 4 bed detached house
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I used to be in a band called 'White Lines'. We played mostly middle of the road.
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I've just finished reading an excellent book called 'Fights on a Narrowboat' by R.G. Bargee
#WorldBookDay
#WorldBookDay
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I just opened my fridge and it really smells of basil...
I think it's faulty!
I think it's faulty!
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Someone has glued my pack of cards together...
I don't know how to deal with it.
I don't know how to deal with it.
Roll on next season.
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Yesterday was awful!
First I got into fight with a man dressed as Shakespeare, then I almost choked on a German sausage.
It just went from bard to wurst.
First I got into fight with a man dressed as Shakespeare, then I almost choked on a German sausage.
It just went from bard to wurst.
Roll on next season.
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I know I know, I need to be patienceAnon E Mouse wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 12:35 pmSomeone has glued my pack of cards together...
I don't know how to deal with it.
Roll on next season.
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I went to the local zoo and asked the keeper what was that Baguette doing in a cage, he said , ''not to worry, it was bread in captivity ""
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After many years working long hours at Sainsbury’s my other half told me she was leaving me. I asked would she like any help packing?
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We were so skint as kids, my mother use to buy clothes from the Army and Navy stores.
I was the only Japanese General at school.
I was the only Japanese General at school.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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My friend said he really didn’t understand human cloning.
I said, “That makes two of us...”
I said, “That makes two of us...”
Roll on next season.