Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Shots1954
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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:16 am

Harry Potter figures for sale. Final reduction. Quid each!

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:16 am

As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field…

But hay, it's in my jeans...

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:16 am

Every one in my street wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small...
We are a very tight knit community.

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:17 am

I've just had my bank statement through and I noticed that I've had payments go out for a water pistol, a pair of size 20 shoes, a trumpet and a red nose..
Phoned the bank and apparently my card's been clowned.....

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:18 am

I've got a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra with a full tank of petrol...

Looking to swap for a 4 bed detached house

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:18 am

I used to be in a band called 'White Lines'. We played mostly middle of the road.

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:19 am

I've just finished reading an excellent book called 'Fights on a Narrowboat' by R.G. Bargee

#WorldBookDay

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:20 am

I just opened my fridge and it really smells of basil...
I think it's faulty!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Apr 22, 2022 12:35 pm

Someone has glued my pack of cards together...

I don't know how to deal with it.
Roll on next season.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Apr 23, 2022 11:44 am

Yesterday was awful!

First I got into fight with a man dressed as Shakespeare, then I almost choked on a German sausage.

It just went from bard to wurst.
Roll on next season.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Apr 23, 2022 11:46 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Fri Apr 22, 2022 12:35 pm
Someone has glued my pack of cards together...

I don't know how to deal with it.
I know I know, I need to be patience
Roll on next season.

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Post by HarryTom » Sat Apr 23, 2022 12:18 pm

I went to the local zoo and asked the keeper what was that Baguette doing in a cage, he said , ''not to worry, it was bread in captivity ""

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Post by Fuggletim » Sun Apr 24, 2022 10:52 am

After many years working long hours at Sainsbury’s my other half told me she was leaving me. I asked would she like any help packing?

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Post by Chalkie » Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:53 am

We were so skint as kids, my mother use to buy clothes from the Army and Navy stores.

I was the only Japanese General at school.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Apr 25, 2022 12:58 pm

My friend said he really didn’t understand human cloning.

I said, “That makes two of us...”
Roll on next season.


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