Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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Speaking of Shakespeare , I heard you solved the age old mystery of who wrote Hamlet-Shakespeare or Bacon-proving beyond doubt it was WS. After your performance in the lead role, they opened up Shakespeare and Bacon's graves and it was Shakespeare that was spinning.Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Apr 23, 2022 11:44 amYesterday was awful!
First I got into fight with a man dressed as Shakespeare, then I almost choked on a German sausage.
It just went from bard to wurst.
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I fell asleep in the pub last week, so someone chucked a pint of Guinness over me! It was quite a brewed awakening!
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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I am NOT stevieshot
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A horse walks into a bar. That’s why I lost out on an Olympic medal in the Equestrian event at London 2012…..
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An old woman walks into the dentists room, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said ‘ I think you have the wrong room’
You put in my husbands teeth last week, she replied. Now you have to remove them.
You put in my husbands teeth last week, she replied. Now you have to remove them.
I am NOT stevieshot
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A husband and wife were golfing, when suddenly the wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said "No Sweetie."
The woman said "I'm sure you would."
So the man said "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
The husband said "No Sweetie."
The woman said "I'm sure you would."
So the man said "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Puns about ‘Riverdance’?
I flatley refuse to post them.
I flatley refuse to post them.
Roll on next season.
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Most ornamental figurines found in gardens are only 30 cm tall and wear red hats.
It’s a little gnome fact...
It’s a little gnome fact...
Roll on next season.
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I'm really disappointed with the new Haribo Star Wars sweets collection…
They're all chewy!
They're all chewy!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Highlighter pens are going to be a real problem one day, mark my words!
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I was buying my wife some underwear. I asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?"
"No," she said. "They're brand new!"
"No," she said. "They're brand new!"
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Received a text from the wife saying she was breaking up with me…
Imagine how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted 'Sorry I sent that to the wrong number'!
Imagine how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted 'Sorry I sent that to the wrong number'!
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The old ones are the best, RichardRichard Petty wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:02 pmI was buying my wife some underwear. I asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?"
"No," she said. "They're brand new!"

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I would like to think you are referring to the joke but I suspect your referring to the knickersOld Bob wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:04 pmThe old ones are the best, RichardRichard Petty wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:02 pmI was buying my wife some underwear. I asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?"
"No," she said. "They're brand new!"![]()

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During a round of golf one of a foursome of ladies teed off but sliced her shot into a group of men playing at an adjacent hole.She saw one of the group collapse to the ground in agony clutching his groin with both hands.Worried about his wellbeing she went over to enquire about his situation.The man was groaning in agony.The woman explained that she was a physiotherapist and would be prepared to assist to see if she could relieve his pain.The man,who was in considerable pain,refused but the lady insisted and he allowed her to see how she could help.She loosened his clothing and proceeded to massage gently the affected area.After a few minutes the lady asked the man how he was feeling after her treatment.
The man replied,"Very nice,thank you.But I still think my thumb is broken."
The man replied,"Very nice,thank you.But I still think my thumb is broken."