Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Old Bob
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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Old Bob » Fri Apr 29, 2022 7:02 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:11 pm
Old Bob wrote:
Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:04 pm
Richard Petty wrote:
Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:02 pm
I was buying my wife some underwear. I asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?"

"No," she said. "They're brand new!"
The old ones are the best, Richard 8)
I would like to think you are referring to the joke but I suspect your referring to the knickers :lol:
While we are on the topic of knickers, Richard, ...

... the other day, Mrs OB came rushing in from the garden and said, "There's a pair of my knickers missing off the washing line!" I said, "I know, the kids next door have them". She said, "The dirty little perverts". I said, "No, it's not like that, they mentioned something about building a hammock".

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Apr 29, 2022 11:24 pm

I went to the Dhamondi Indian tonight in Whitehill. Whilst eating the Waiter came up and said: “Curry OK?”

I said fire up “Wonderful World” and I’ll step up to the microphone when I have finished my Kingfisher…..

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:37 am

I bought a greyhound yesterday.

My wife said “Are you going to race him?”

I said “No, he’s much faster than me!”
Roll on next season.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Apr 30, 2022 2:58 pm

Boris Becker is to Serve 2 and a half years.
Boy his arms are going get tired.
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun May 01, 2022 9:59 am

Nelson was 5ft tall when he died and his statue in London is 15ft tall. That's Horatio of 3:1
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Post by Richard Petty » Sun May 01, 2022 11:19 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun May 01, 2022 9:59 am
Nelson was 5ft tall when he died and his statue in London is 15ft tall. That's Horatio of 3:1
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun May 01, 2022 12:40 pm

Went swimming the other day and took a pee in the deep end. The lifeguard spotted me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
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Post by Graham Stovold » Sun May 01, 2022 7:46 pm

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose....(yep, sure are)

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 02, 2022 12:19 pm

My wife and I are both tightrope walkers.

We met online...
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 02, 2022 4:58 pm

I was sitting on the edge of my bed last night pulling my boxers off.
My wife says 'you spoil those dogs'
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed May 04, 2022 2:17 pm

I’m trying to find some new Star Wars puns but I think I’ve been looking in Alderaan places ...

May 4th be with you
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Post by Fuggletim » Wed May 04, 2022 9:09 pm

Thought I would go on holiday to an island off the coast of Cornwall. My other half thought it was a Scilly idea.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu May 05, 2022 1:16 pm

My Twitter password has been hacked again...

This will be the third time I’ve had to rename the dog...
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Post by Richard Petty » Thu May 05, 2022 1:18 pm

Had a row with my wife and she stormed out shouting, "Jim Morrison was overrated!"

I hate it when she slams The Doors!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Thu May 05, 2022 1:19 pm

I bought a greyhound yesterday.

My wife said, "Are you going to race him?"

I said, "No, he’s much faster than me!"
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time


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