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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:26 pm

I went to a Video Rental Shop and said "Can I have Batman Forever?"
He said "No, you will have to bring it back tomorrow"

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:37 pm

I went to a Hardware Shop to buy a Kettle. I said "Can you sell me a Kettle?"
The man replied "Kenwood?"
I asked "Where is he then?"

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:38 pm

I saw Michael J Fox at the Garden Centre today.

He had his Back To The Fuchsias.......

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 11:20 pm

Just read the history of glue, what a read, I just couldn’t put it down!

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:40 am

It's my wife's birthday soon and she has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint...

I've got her a magazine rack!

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:46 am

I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again.

I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:48 am

My Grandparents were named Pearl and Dean.

But we called them Grandma and Grandpapapapapapapapapapapaa....

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Post by Shots1954 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:08 am

Just found out the bloke who invented the Cross word is buried in our local cemetery, you go in thru the main gate, turn left, go to the first grave stone and then go four along and six down!

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Post by Shots1954 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:09 am

The band 10cc have booked a vacation touring around Scottish lakes, however they are not looking forward to it...

They dread loch holidays...!!

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Post by Shots1954 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:10 am

Just put my Donor Card
into a cash point by mistake.

Cost me an arm and a leg!

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Post by Shots1954 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:12 am

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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Post by WTF » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:43 pm

Teacher: Johnnie, name something you're no good at beginning with the letter P

Johnnie: Spelling

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Post by Fuggletim » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:16 pm

Had a nightmare last night! I dreamed I was in warehouse full of Pepsi Cola and Virgin Cola. So relieved to wake up and find it wasn't the real thing.

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Post by WTF » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:23 pm

People who bang on about their phobias really annoy me....
I have a fear of heights but you won’t see me shouting about it from the rooftops!

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:40 am

Breaking News

Man caught stealing hay from farm refused Police bale!


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