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Shots1954
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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:13 am

I am looking to buy a lighthouse.

Nothing flashy!

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:14 am

When I was a boy, my favorite teacher was Miss Turtle.
Funny name but she tortoise well.

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:16 am

There is no good reason for abbreviation to be such a long word 🤔

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:16 am

My dog just ate 7 scrabble tiles - the vet gave him an x-ray and said the next time he has a bowel movement it could spell trouble....... :)

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:09 pm

Sat watching the rugby. The game was invented when, during a football match, William Webb Ellis picked up the ball and ran with it. Afterwards he asked the referee if he'd scored a goal. 'No' came the reply, 'but it was a good try'

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Post by Fuggletim » Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:19 pm

I went out for dinner once with the World Chess Champion. It was great, but because we had a checked tablecloth it took him 5 x hours to pass over the gravy boat!

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:19 am

A woman carrying a dog sits down on an airplane next to a man with a saw. She says “this is my emotional support animal, what’s that?”
He says, “it’s my coping saw.”

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:19 am

I took on an apprentice as a clock repairer. He didn't last 5 minutes, due to being too slow and dreadful time keeping!

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:20 am

The toilet has been stolen from the local police station. The police say they have nothing to go on....

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:22 am

I bought a Christmas sign from Amazon but I only got 3 letters I Cannot find the fourth letter it’s not in the packaging NOE are the only letters I received !!!!

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:22 am

What’s it like working as a lift operator?

Oh, It has its ups and downs.......

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:23 am

My boss said to me "why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"

I said "it's because I'm allergic to peanuts!"

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:03 am

I've just changed my washing powder......

It was a Bold move!

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:05 am

Following my success building a boat in my attic, I am looking into building a plane in the cellar, I wonder if it will take off?

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:23 am

Did you know that Davy Crocket had a birth defect. He had 3 ears.
A left ear. A right ear and a wild front ear.......


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