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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:37 pm

Did anyone actually find out what the

Knights in White, sat in?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:38 pm

I awoke this morning to find someone had stolen all the trees from my garden! I rang the police and they sent special branch around!

You twigged this one was coming.......

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Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:35 pm

My wife asked why I like The Who so much, I said I can’t explain!......

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Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:36 pm

A motorist suffered four punctures from a fork in the road.

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Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:38 pm

I saw a great movie about databases yesterday.

I can't wait for the SQL!

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Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:40 pm

I've just found an excellent cheap Christmas present.

It's a cracker!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:40 pm

I have a dog it cocks it's leg up at the same tree every day ......... I think it recognises the bark!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 pm

What happens when a nut sneezes?

It goes "Cashew!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:22 am

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds..... 🕰️😁

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:23 am

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend?

They're both cauldron.......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:23 am

My house was void of everything, so I bought a load of rubbish.
That filled the vacuum.........

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:24 am

I wasn’t certain that my best friend was stealing from the roadworks depot.

But when I went round his house all the signs were there!

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Post by WTF » Thu Nov 26, 2020 5:07 pm

I've just bought my girlfriend some lovely perfume for Christmas

It's called 'Tester' hope she likes it 🎄

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:23 pm

When Geese talk to each other is what they say true, or just properganda?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:24 pm

I saw Ron & Russel Mael in the departure lounge at the airport.

I thought oh oh sparks are going to fly.......


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