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HarryTom
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sat Oct 02, 2021 2:29 pm

I'm not completely usless, i can be used as a bad example.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:43 pm

Just for you Mr Mouse............A man was in the cinema and notices what looks like a mouse sitting next to him,''are you a mouse?' asked the man. 'yes' 'What are you doing at the cinema ''.....The mouse replied,''I liked the book''

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:45 am

HarryTom wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:43 pm
Just for you Mr Mouse............A man was in the cinema and notices what looks like a mouse sitting next to him,''are you a mouse?' asked the man. 'yes' 'What are you doing at the cinema ''.....The mouse replied,''I liked the book''
:lol:

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:46 am

BREAKING NEWS!
Sir Paul McCartney has been disqualified from The London Marathon.
He was banned on the run...

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Post by Fuggletim » Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:52 pm

They were busy in the Union Street KFC today! When I finally got the food, the lady said "Sorry for the weight!"

I thought that was a bit personal, but at the same time wondered if I having too much fast food?

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 03, 2021 4:47 pm

Just parked the car at the hospital, when an attendant says to me, "You can't park there, that's for badge holders only."

I replied "That's okay, I've got a bad shoulder!"

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Oct 04, 2021 6:40 am

I've just finished writing my new book...

“The ‘A to C’ of Laziness”.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:11 am

I sent all my friends a joke via Hermes...

It was a good joke, but no one got it!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:11 am

I'm starting up my own business recycling discarded chewing gum…

I just need help getting it off the ground!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:22 pm

My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with movie sequels…

It's been Rocky IV a while now!

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Post by Fuggletim » Mon Oct 04, 2021 6:14 pm

My local pub has just put a sign outside which says "No glasses beyond this point." I have now fallen down the steps outside 3 x times this month....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Oct 05, 2021 10:56 am

My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands.

With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:13 pm

James Bond got in the jacuzzi.

Bubble 07.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:57 pm

In the World Towel Throwing Championships, what do you do when you want to admit defeat?

Maybe we can ask a Wrexham player ... :lol:

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Oct 05, 2021 8:05 pm

I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen yesterday.

All I said was,"Hurry up for gods sake, some of us have got homes to go to!"


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