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HarryTom
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Post by HarryTom » Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:55 pm

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it, you might not believe it, but i saw it with my own eyes

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Post by HarryTom » Wed Oct 13, 2021 10:00 pm

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the flat Earth Society.........They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge........I bet they are excited about flattening the curve ,though

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Post by HarryTom » Wed Oct 13, 2021 10:02 pm

My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning......... it's a girl and weighs 7 pounds ,12 ounces

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:25 am

The actor who played Captain Kirk in Star Trek has announced that his female lingerie business has been a total failure...

In hindsight, maybe Shatner Knickers wasn't the best name for the venture!

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Post by 15-4-08 » Thu Oct 14, 2021 9:14 am

Why does the USS Enterprise smell so bad?

Because William Shatner!

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Post by HarryTom » Thu Oct 14, 2021 6:35 pm

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says,,''wow,i've never seen a weasel before, what can i get you'' ''pop'' goes the weasel

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Thu Oct 14, 2021 6:39 pm

What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hit's the windshield ?...it's butt..

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Thu Oct 14, 2021 6:41 pm

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.....I now live in constant fear !

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Post by Richard Petty » Fri Oct 15, 2021 3:24 pm

I must be really good at managing my finances because I keep getting letters from the bank saying my account is outstanding

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Oct 15, 2021 3:31 pm

A woman just fainted whilst riding The London Eye.
She’s slowly coming round.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Oct 15, 2021 3:39 pm

I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ”Your eyes sparkle like diamonds”.
I said, ”Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck”.

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Post by HarryTom » Fri Oct 15, 2021 3:59 pm

I want to die peacefully in my sleep my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Fri Oct 15, 2021 4:01 pm

My grandfather has a heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo !

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Post by SHOTSMAN68 » Sat Oct 16, 2021 8:53 pm

I left two shots tickets for todays game on my dashboard yesterday someone smashed the window and left two more i can now see why

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:06 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 3:24 pm
I must be really good at managing my finances because I keep getting letters from the bank saying my account is outstanding
Not a joke as such, but about 40 x years ago, my mate bought a maisonette in Haslemere and it stretched him financially. I remember he got a letter from the Nat West which said they "thought he would like to know" he was something like £2000 overdrawn.

He wrote on the letter: "Thanks; I didn't want to know that!" and sent it back!


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