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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:21 am

My wife asked me earlier before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"

"A power cut", was apparently was the wrong answer!

Birdman
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Birdman » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:04 am

There you go, chaps and chapessses, it’s ‘almost’ official, so carry on :- https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-b ... s-52064153 👍

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:57 am

Ok then ...more more :D


My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles… which sounds so much better than “alcoholic.”

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:58 am

By the way did I already do my déjà vu joke?

Alfie
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Alfie » Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:15 pm

They have just opened a new RSPCA office in my road.
Very small place . Not enough room to swing a cat.

Dr Jim Royle
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Post by Dr Jim Royle » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:24 pm

What's better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire!
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?Nobody knows!
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You lot are Amateurs

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:15 pm

Dr Jim Royle wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:24 pm
What's better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire!
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?Nobody knows!
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You lot are Amateurs
Little and often Dr J.
We have 3 to 6 months of this. :(

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by hepcat » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:08 pm

Here's another antique...…. Two prostitutes walking down the road as a police car drives by. One says to the other; "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz" "No;_ says her mate" but I've been swung round by the tits a few times"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:20 pm

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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I noticed they had two thieves at the calendar factory ........... they both got six months each.
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I got millions ..... honest :o

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by steveshot » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:20 pm

This lockdown is sending some round the bend already 🙈

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:18 pm

Just seen the grave of the woman from My Fair Lady, it says 'Here lies a Doolittle'.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:52 am

Sad news, apparently the Michelin Man has retyred.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shotshammo » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:28 am

I dropped History at school, I couldn't see the point of it, then along came Coronavirus and Gary Lineker.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:48 am

At the beginning of last week a friend sadly fell into a furniture upholstery machine at work.
I've just heard some good news, he has totally recovered!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by baldershot » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:56 am

I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of God........contact lenses


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